Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Only Douches Need Apply

Just picture the nincumpoop who would actually buy this sorry exercise in "brand extension" otherwise known as Porsche's new tennis racquet. He just closed a sweet real estate deal, hops in his banana yellow Cayman S, cruises down to the Calabasas tennis club and pulls out his smokin' new German-engineered tool, only to hit a string of double faults. Do the marketing whiz kids at Porsche really think any tennis player worth his or her shock absorber would be silly enough to fall for this trap? Let's file this one under "U' for useless, right along with BMW bicycles and Ralph Lauren paint.

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