Thursday, November 8, 2007
I'm Maria! Can I Take Your Order?
Okay, it's no secret Racqonteur is down with Maria Sharapova. No reason to hide it, right? Well, despite any passionate fan preferences, in the interest of journalistic integrity, one simply has to call Miss Masha out a little bit for the frumpadelic getup she turned up wearing in Madrid. Come on, Nike. Even with all the little sporty elves you have churning out chic tennis attire for your girls throughout the year, you save this maroon and salmon number for Maria's Championship look? Many Denny's waitresses offer more allure. Double fault.