Monday, October 15, 2007
Serena Powers into the Final Eight
Well, the haters be damned. Miss Serena "My Way" Williams has locked up the fifth spot in the lineup for the WTA Tour's year end championships in Madrid next month, following Henin, Sveta Kuz, Jelena Janks and Ana-Banana Ivanovic. Her runner-up showing in Moscow, which is bizarrely a tier 1 tournament despite the fact that its stands are as empty as a donut's calories, was the deciding factor for 'Rena, who continues to claim that she's ready to get back the number one ranking. We'll see about that.